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"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

Those Benson quotes would have been much more reassuring if he hadn't delivered them to a house plant.

Let's just agree to agree that it is. Life is better that way.

Jim Cornette said that about ECW and the countless backyard/indy feds that feature "matches" where two guys legitimately main each other with light tubes, broken glass, barbed wire, etc.

Sure, this is what I could make out:

Several mentions of the fake nature of wrestling. Often the serious injuries aren't faked even in WWE. The story lines are over the top and the moves choreographed, but as any stuntman can attest choreographed moves don't mean safe ones especially with multiple people attempting them at once. I don't discount that…

While the video is hard to watch, most likely he suffered a Basilar Skull Fracture, based on the evidence of blood in the eyes, which is visible on the Youtube footage. It's hard to believe that a simple case of taking a bump wrong could kill somebody due to whiplash. However that is apparently what happened. Let me…

Man, that would have been great if Dwight Howard were in the game and he walked his big lurking frame over to Barnes and got in his face and told him a corny knock-knock joke.

If watching this can't make you happy, you may be the bassist/lyricist of a black metal band, in which case you really ought to lay off the corpsepaint because it makes your acne worse.

Many war crimes did feature shooting guards.

Is this real? Because that looks like the McDonalds All American Team from 2010 all got called up from the D-League at once.

They should have known it wasn't the real Larry Donnell when he held on to the line for that long.