Nothing says dignity like abandoning your loved ones to crawl under the porch, evacuate your bowels and die alone, next to the goddamn soccer ball the kids thought they lost.

It's those lost earnings that led him to sue Shreve, although it's certain that Shreve doesn't have that kind of money.

I originally read this as:

"Nah, women with asses that big hide a lot of cock, you have to get up under the bottom of the cheeks and I have reason to believe she is riding him, big girls aren't the best at that."

There are Kenny-Britt-Is-Short-Stroking-His-Lady-to-Hide-His-Undersized-Cock Truthers everywhere these days! Madness.

"Kenny, make sure the new draftees understand the importance of hitting the gap"

It was a short interview. No need for this yahoo to be so serious.

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

If the New York Knicks are such a "storied franchise," then why have they won as many championships as the Miami/Florida Marlins?

Teacher decided to give student lap dance..... Bad idea, OK...

Rotating buttocks? That's some Inspector Gadget shit.

Some of the video has leaked:

I don't think people understand how truly, truly difficult it is being a fan of Washington sports. As a 21 year old DC resident who really could care less about hockey, I have seen the Skins, Wizards, and Nationals win a grand total of 3 playoffs series in my entire lifetime (not counting the wild card game the Skins…

75 dogs who JUST CAN'T with this draft class.

I hope the ropes of heavens ring can handle what's coming.

There's "seeing the pain in the Congo" emotional, and then there's "finding out that 'Who Wants to Sex Mutombo?' is a lie" emotional.

pretty sure he and his weird half-moustache aren't going to read your comment

They've got a name for people like you J.R. That name is called "recidivism." Repeat offender! Not a pretty name, is it J.R.?

But even if top receivers drop off, they can still attract defensive attention and free up their teammates (in fact, this additional attention may be why they dropped off).

"That sucks."

Fool, Money Parted; Film at 11.