You seem to be implying that Disney waited too long to dump him and shouldn’t have let him be in season 2 of Loki. Filming on that completed months before the story broke, so they would have had to completely redo pretty much everything and they probably remember how they got burned by reacting to the James Gunn stuff…

Would love to see him give another try to a film like Be Cool, and break away from his mold. That and if his WWE return goes well then he could climb out of the hole that he dug for himself with Black Adam.

I hope the first question they ask is, “Just what IS the deal with your face? You always look like you’re trying to conceal the fact that you just shit your pants a little.”

Son of a bitch, I’m in.

Aw, is this not a sequel to Swimfan?

Rage Against the Machine had a great rhythm section, a really creative guitarist, and killer vocals, making them a really tremendous stadium band. But as political activists, they were basically the guys at a skate park who don’t smile or shut up. 

I just like seeing the celebrities get drunk

My mental image of Ricky Gervais is just him saying, in an Austin Powers style affectation, “Dew I offend yew?” That’s basically been his whole shtick. But with this recent special, I just literally couldn’t follow what he was mad about.

The solution is simple - tell them not to tour. Fuck us, they won’t do what we tell them, they do loads of concerts; problem solved.

To be fair, she doesn’t say what those “people” did with the “songs” she “wrote.” 

“declaring that she actually now considers herself a “ghostwriter.” “I’ve written over 20 songs for other people the past two years,” Spears asserted, saying that she prefers working behind the scenes and handing off her new compositions to other artists.”

My theory is that one of Dave's kids is LGBT.

Yep, Young Sheldon and Goldbergs as well. I can’t help but think the author just misses when Friends was on the air.

“Okay guys, hear me out. Remember that live action version of The Lion King that made us so much money? What if...we do an animated remake?!”

the USA version of Ghosts had 18 episodes the first season and 22 the last season.

Let’s give the third tier villian from Haweye three years ago a show! There's a reason that Dusney is dropping all 5 episodes in one day. 

I realize this may make me sound like a bad person but... I have no desire to watch this. I did not think she was compelling or interesting in Hawkeye. I was either out of comics by the time she was introduced or she was so obscure I did not know about her (I got out in the late 90s) so I have no connection to her…

I’m going to ignore the large majority of your question (mainly because I have no idea what the answer is, I’m not a comics person either) and focus on the most important part:

Anyone remember his band Deadsy from the early aughts? They were good.

The person playing Ms. Davis was an actress and was committing to the bit.