What a fucking talent. This man could do anything. Huge, huge, huge loss.

Maybe Beyonce should have waited for a summer release. Most college students are home by now but this tour is Renaissance, not Homecoming. Everyone is madly hunting for that special “thing” for someone with the focus of a sharpshooter. Add in all of the rushing for work deadlines, family events and obligations and we…

Has there ever been a more random Top 10 for the U.S. box office?

It's definitely extreme weight loss. She looks like an elf now. Her legs turned into toothpicks over the summer. 

I dunno, when she incredulously second-guessed herself with the “Am I winning this argument” was pretty spot on.

Maybe it’s just makeup or lighting or something, but does Chloe’s face look different?

The cast for this is too good to not earn somewhat high expectations. But they’re going to have to work hard to avoid The Americans comparisons, and that’s a huge shadow to be living in.

It might be good, but hard to fill the shoes belonging to Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings...

The part of this that I struggle with is they flew her from Detroit to NYC just to drug and rape her. There are plenty of attractive teens in the tri-state area to abuse that are just a short drive away. What about her was so exceptional that they flew her round trip just to abuse her?

I went to McDonald’s and the flurry machine was done. I felt cancelled.

We already had a word for that long ago. It’s schadenfreude. There’s no need to believe in cancel culture when we have words for these things. Consequences. Schadenfreude. Boycotts. Political correctness. All the stuff people think of when you use the words “cancel culture”. It’s just a boogeyman buzzword for assholes…

Real canceled is being fired from your current job at 40 for something you said or wrote as a teenager and no longer agree with but someone has a copy. There are lots of examples of that. Being tabloid clickbait, not so much. Good for her for and i am happy for all her success and getting to piss off old white dudes…

She declares, “Make no mistake—my career was taken away from me.”

How is it even possible to victimize yourself when you have this much money?

he did a speedrun of it, too.

Well yeah, who wants to laugh when instead we could see these guys be maudlin, disappointed, or sad? With at LEAST three different expressions in their repertoire to get those feelings across!

Big fan of a lot of people involved but I’m going to need to be in a really good headspace to watch this. It doesn’t look easy.

Headcanon: this is elaborate Peanuts fanfiction. (This is a positive.)

When Neil Hannon, of The Divine Comedy, has written the songs for a movie, then the headline should be “Movie has songs by Neil Hannon, therefore go see it. Also, some stuff about chocolate.”

The only reason I didn't mind this one going too long was that Chloe Troast sang each new go-round. She has a hell of a voice.