Great movie. Billy Zane always awesome.

How much time did he devote discussing the disparity in income between himself and the movie crew?

Hey maybe I'm just Blue Turtling here, but I thought we were talking about Vince?

Yeah? Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

You gonna watch a movie from somebody that slapped Dee Barnes?

Did they bring the fucking T shirts? Or at least some college girls?

Better argument than anything Carrey's got

I'm not understanding why AV Club jumps down Seinfeld's throat when he complains about political correctness in comedy, but when Patton Oswalt does it he is "masterful"

No he was a Hashishin - an assassin with a really bad lisp

I wasn't aware Michael Flatley had other titles

This comment made me realize how often she has that goblet in hand.

To be fair, Loras is the only one who actually whiffed on Renly

How do I get my cable supplier to add some Italian channels?

So you're saying there's a chance …

This song may cause pro-reptile vomiting

I believe the grammatically correct term is "whole nother"