That’s definitely what’s happening. Why are we all feeding this?

I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Seriously. And if it were Chris Pine texting, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.” We would all be swooning.

And Best Chris aka Chris Evans who IS Captain America calls Trump out regularly. (hence his designation as Best Chris) 

He was also living with Penny Fucking Pan at one point and Midge dropped Ethan off there regardless.

I am so sad about your cat. I am an old, and know who 1/8 of these people are. 

I now want a plot line on RHONY about Trey Anastasio stalking Bethenny. 

I’m still skeptical of this whole Kate and Meghan issue. I feel like its just the media making a big to-do about nothing. I think they are all laughing in their castle at all this horse-shit the media comes up with.

I have found Haddish’s whole schtick to be tacky, trashy, and unpleasant, but this is just beyond.  

Bernie Bros who hated Hillary with a misogynistic furor created a sexually hostile work environment?

Fun story. My brother isn’t quite as wealthy as TPain but still didn’t lift a finger when I was in $50k of medical debt. I took care of it not through the generosity of a family member but through the folly of man. I called the hospital billing office to get on a payment plan and the customer service dude I spoke to…

When my grandmother was 92, we were just glad no one else could hear what she said about the black kids who walked by the house on the way to school.

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

I wish that the Obamas had set up an Instagram or Twitter for Bo and Sunny. They’re such big doofy dogs that always make me smile when I see them.

oh my god this one looks so much better than whatever tacky-ass shit is going on 

Because...

To us here, you are not a nobody. Please take care of yourself and know you aren't alone.

In all seriousness when I saw that photo I was like ‘what is Tara Reid doing there?’  oops.

The more so as it’s not even a monologue:

And, what made it just over the top hysterical was that Wayne Knight (Newman) is actually in JFK and in the exact scene. LOL