oh my god this one looks so much better than whatever tacky-ass shit is going on 

Because...

To us here, you are not a nobody. Please take care of yourself and know you aren't alone.

In all seriousness when I saw that photo I was like ‘what is Tara Reid doing there?’  oops.

The more so as it’s not even a monologue:

Andy Cohen is THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

And, what made it just over the top hysterical was that Wayne Knight (Newman) is actually in JFK and in the exact scene. LOL

I’VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!!

I don’t think a day goes by in my life where I am not in some situation where I can quote the show. It’s outstanding to this day.

I like the cut of your jib!

And the pride you had in voting for him? Twice.

Side thing but a thing that’s kind of driving me a little batty:

All the implied fucking that Midge is doing. She’s clearly banging Benji and bangs Joel. From a modern perspective which we are because we’re the audience viewing this, this is totally normal. She’s a woman with a sense of sexual agency.

But sexual agency…

Yes, I certainly do. I remember the last night that Obama was president and said goodbye and I thought to myself- there goes any trace of civility from this white house. Obama will likely go down as the most intelligent president we ever had.

I also work in the healthcare system, and I agree with all of this! Our current system is an atrocity. 

Same. Joel sucks.

Me, out loud during every scene of them in the Catskills:

“You spread lies that inspired your cult to send my family death threats, you filthy swine.”

We are here! (I am pointing back and forth between our heads)

Folks all over trying to posit that aide dog was a lifetime companion that lived & died for Dead Dad Bush. HORSESHIT. That dog, as good as he is, just came to Dead Dad Bush like 6 months ago. Fuxsake, Bush was already senile, groping, and mostly immobile so Scully there didn’t really have a helluva lot of work to do.

Its a small miracle that I haven’t been busted for involuntarily making similar gestures with regards to a certain shit stirring In-Law of mine. I’m surely running on borrowed time at this point!