Michelle Obama has mastered the art of talking with an audience like they are her sorority sisters. Our best friend in chief. 

• There’s a reason why we are alarmed by Melania Trump’s creepy red Christmas trees. [Guardian]

Also, this is what the baby who played Brady looks like now, in case you were curious.

No. He’s that “dead-eyed Opie peace of shit” or “Meth Damon”. Thank you, Breaking Bad! (I’ve never seen Friday Night Lights *ducks for cover*)

I don’t know why anyone’s surprised—this was the purpose of the whole campaign as far as Trump is concerned. He has been very open about the fact that he planned to take political donations and launder them through his campaign by using vendors owned by the Trump Organization in order to make a profit, and it’s not…

Kardashian appeared to have made infant daughter Chicago’s head smaller before posting her pic

I teared up reading this.  Did not expect that ending. 

Other recipients included Babe Ruth...

No more than a couple weeks before the “Lean In” ad campaign started, an ex-girlfriend in sales explained to me how she’d lean in during the pitch so the potential customer could get a better view of her boobs.

Never ever bought this Lean In crap. Or The Secret, or The End of Men, or any of that other entitled white lady bullshit. 

Is the problem she convinced women to do things, or that women will listen to a celebrity for no reason whatsover? Because the latter has to be the explanation of Kim Kardashian, right? Like, what the fuck is her purpose again?

honestly out off the shows or shit i’ve seen her in, as much as i hate to say it- she’s made for the madman era. or maybe something else rubenesque.

I love this franchise dearly, and was happy for 4 even though it’s probably not necessary. It’s only a teaser but geeze, this was not best foot forward.

Lol, I’m in Carmel - that should tell you what a slog canvassing has been! Sooo many people told me I was wasting my time putting efforts in here, but Hamilton County turned light pink on the result map... so little by little we get there!

Yes - I was losing the passion toward the end there with those commercials where he was desperately trying to flirt with moderates. I get why he did it, but my enthusiasm to canvass and donate was waning. And I’m with you - Bernie was my man in the ‘16 primaries!! But purity tests earn us nothing.

I look forward to supporting your Kickstarter.

Guns will be picked up and loaded onto a giant size party bus staffed by the Queer Eye cast, who will use them to stir their bespoke cocktails until the guns can all be melted down into Obamaphones.

and your pets will be forced to get gay married. 

You’d need two U-Hauls, duh.

I know nothing of Steve Kazee outside of this but I am super. into. this.