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Linda
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Julia Roberts is insufferable and anytime she steps on a stage to present an award she manages to make it all about her. But her long standing crush/obsession with Denzel is just embarrassing.
RIGHT? I just found out about this recently and I was like, how has this not been on every billboard and every ad everywhere. Either way I am ready.
How...did I not know this was happening?
He was also in RKO 281, wherein he did a marvelous job playing Orson Welles. He’s pretty terrific all around.
As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …
Let’s not forget that Captain Fucko over there cheated on at least one of his wives.
We must be of like mind because I’ve never bought anything at any of those stores in my life (I’m 42). Just thinking about the boxy-ness of their styles makes me wanna hurl.
Exactly. That the media continues to pretend like they are remotely equivalent is disgusting, willfully ignorant and dangerous.
I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.
Oh darn- I have two contradictions for it. You shouldn’t take it when you have a thyroid disorder or endometriosis. I have both.
Anthony Weiner might be going to prison. Brad Pitt will be fine. I think the answer is obvious.
“nice reminder for those of us that live on the coasts that every single person should get to the fucking polls and vote.”
Had no idea about his wife’s efforts in punishing ISIS for sex trafficking. Wow.
The one that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, Y’ALL?
I can’t even think about singing You Are My Sunshine, to my dog or anyone else, without tearing up. I’m crying right now at work.
I used to sing All Star (Smash Mouth) to my cat, Lucy, in the car on the way to the vet. But I didn’t knoiw any of the words except “all that glitters is gold / Only shooting stars break the mold” so I’d just make lyrics up about her. And this makes me cry because she’s been gone a long time. My Lucy.
Just reading the name Sirius makes me tear up
1) I will do anything Nathan Fillion asks. I will pretend I wasn’t going to vote, and then pretend I did just because he asked! (Who knew he’s an immigrant? Cool.)