For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

Unapologetic AC-addicted Los Angeles resident here. Couldn’t live without.

I work up here, in Dirksen SOB, and when these alerts go out all I really want to know is whether I should tip and stack the file cabinets in front of the locked door then use the remaining office furnishing to construct a hastily-fortified position.

I won’t turn on my heat until the temps are in the 20s but I am a whiny baby once it gets above 85. Mama needs her a/c. It can never be too cold.

It doesn’t matter what weight I’m at, or how fit. Humidity is like kryptonite for me.

As my mom would say: hope in one hand and spit in the other, and see which one fills up first.

I completely agree with you. I used to watch Morning Joe daily before I got a real 9 to 5 and, in the last couple years, anytime I’d catch it I’d immediately google whether Mika got divorced and was like: hmm... well, that’s weird. It’s been so clear they’re doing something.

Yeah, I don’t want to have to wax or shave just go for a run, and there are shorts so short now that I would have to.

When I ran cross country in high school some of the schools we ran against had literal bikini bottom style uniforms. It was uncomfortable for everyone (though surely most of all for the poor girls who had to wear them) and it still makes me sad.

Exactly. She apparently posted about how tragic it would be if legislation robbed her of the ability to protect her family. I see that tragedy and raise you this.

Also: Longer shorts are essential if you have thighs that rub together even a little bit.

Oh my gosh! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I chalked it up to the emotion I had staying up all night while Wendy Davis filibustered

Yeah, if you can deliver a child anywhere you feel like it I think it’s fine not to have insane standards placed on abortion providers. Especially since in many cases it’s just someone taking a pill.

My last week has not been good, as I was laid off after 15 years with the same company. So when I got the news alert from the AP that the law had been struck down I started thinking about all the women who would be helped and I was caught between cheering and crying, so I did both.

RBG IS COMING FOR YA, MIKE PENCE

#TeamRealLife

Yeah. It’s really punching down. Especially since Noah has a ton of material that basically complains about women being lazy in bed. When the reality is that just about every woman has ended up in bed with someone they thought was normal, who turned out to not want to wear a condom, and had to do the work of managing…