Seacrest tells the Kardashians he wants the show to be edgier.

*earlier*

I could look for motherboy pictures all day lol

A friend of mine suggested that I run for office. I told her I was “tempermentally unsuited” for campaigning. By which I mean I would have said what you said.

Flint politicians: Well we’ve got to study the situation and analyze the facts and work out a plan -

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

She probably laughs in his face when he says she should wear one of his burlap sacks he tries to pass off as couture.

That’s the shill that makes me roll my eyes the hardest. Anyone who colour treats their hair knows how harsh that shit is. I used that once and my hair came out looking like god damn tumbleweed.

They call the show “Hollywood Medium” because it’s not well done.

That’s just excuses. All team have injuries this time of year. Shit, look at Peyton Manning.

As a Giants fan, I will never understand why most teams (especially in the playoffs where it’s do or die) don’t try to get to Brady like the Broncos did yesterday. It’s almost like teams play passively vs Brady when that is precisely what he wants.

I’m so proud of you. Jillian Michaels does not give a f* if you can do it at her own pace. I started a Yoga dvd with her last week and damned if I was like ‘Wait Jillian!!” And she was on to the next thing..

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

I am not American Indian but I think Adam Beach should be in all the movies because he is a great actor and he also happens to be pretty hot. So I support this motion.

Curse you

In Texas, at least at planned parenthood, the doctors and nurses gave the required information with the disclaimers of “We are required to give you this information and you need to sign, however, it is medically false.”