Reason # 4,302,098 not to go on Cruises.

So I - a person who doesn’t worry about intruders barging into her home and doesn’t keep herself armed at all times so that she can take down the bad guys - am the fearful one? WHO KNEW?

Ugh. This guy clearly needs help, and then I’m also disconcertingly, twistedly relieved that his grand plan was “only” to kidnap the dogs, even though that is also awful. What the fuck, America. I should not have to be relieved by that.

An action movie where people barely speak is my worst cinematic nightmare.

Eh. The can always crash a party in a white stretch limo and get in a brawl to accomplish that goal. Oh...wait...

Fine. Then i wouldn’t spend months preaching hate and bigotry in the guise of running for national leader of one of the major world powers, then act shocked when someone called me on my bullshit either. Trump is just pissed that his hateful rehrotic might have real consequences and is having a hissy fit. And if were…

If someone fell off her yacht and was drowning, Carly would throw them a chunk of concrete.

This is precisely what came to my mind.

Some people just won’t let the Hewitt rumor die. Diana reportedly did not even meet him until Harry was two.

Giancarlo Esposito was in breaking bad... among other things... but not the wire.

Now THAT is a Palin story I hope to hear a repeat of soon.

As an old, Fargo 2 not only was brilliant in terms of acting and directing, it was also spot in capturing the icky drabness of the late 70s.

I thought he was great looking, but holy shit, what a stalker. The way he suddenly showed up where she was throughout the movie gave me the creeps. Do some find that romantic - that he was obsessed with her? Never mind - I don’t care. It was unpleasantly weird.

She was actually the only decent thing about Fifty Shades (well, that and the nekkidness)

All of this BS about sweat on the car drives me crazy! I don’t know a lot about... well anything but after a month of jury duty and too many hours of criminologist testimony; I can say with a semblance of confidence that, it would be really difficult to identify the source of DNA found on or in the car if it wasn’t…

Yea, I really hope ( in some other world i think at this point) blood can be retested at an outside lab for EDTA.

Arm teachers, and security guards, and movie theater employees, and store employees, and fast food workers, and Santa Claus and clowns and every single person on the entire planet. That is their answer. Which really explains why they are threatened by any mental health provisions, because that is some batshit crazy…

Or she could have had car trouble at some point and he looked at it for her. It’s like the truthers screaming that Amanda Knox had to have killed Meredith Kercher because both their DNA was on the same knife in the same house where they were roommates preparing dinner—it’s hardly the smoking gun Kratz thinks it is.

also wasn’t the control for the dna test for the bullet contaminated?