tbh, could not think of a more clever way to distract from the fact that mccarthy basically said the bengahazi hearings were a political tool against a hillary clinton presidency

That’s amazing. I live in DC and you can’t get a decent manicure here under $20— and that’s basic, no gel, nothing.

Yeah I chuckled a bit when she said that. I mean she’s not a bad actress by any stretch, but has she ever in her whole career come even close to giving what could be called an “oscar-worthy” performance?

That wrought iron fenced in area, YES. Burned into my memory, good eye.

My mother hates my hair no matter what I do (unless it is pulled back severely from my face in a bun so I look like an onion), so I just do what I want. Christ, I’m 48 already. Just got long side bangs, and I love them! They soften what was kind of a severe bob, and are cute if I wear my hair curly or straight.

Thank you for reminding me how much I love the phrase balls to the wall

For a lot of White people, black people being people - laughing talking- is disruptive. I have had to deal with White people who are so shitty they openly resented anybody of color who looks like they are have a nice day.

I was agreeing with you. I was absolutely not being serious.

I refuse to believe there is a single adult alive who hasn’t peed in a sink. You can say you haven’t, but you’re a liar.

Unless they’re clever terrorists and it’s a double bluff.

“Harriet Tubman is coming with her army full of bad bitches.”

We all saw the Drunk History about Harriet Tubman’s history as a Union spy starring Octavia Spencer, right? I did not know this information and it is so cool...

It’s because they’re idiots

My dog managed to eat a hole in a rug while we were trying to transition him out of using his crate all the time when unsupervised. He gets very anxious when alone and has free run of the house. Thankfully he loves his crate and it's a calming safe space for him. So as much as I want him to be able to have the whole…

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

Of course he’s a Labrador. Of course.

The things we do for our pets! My dog goes nuts when left alone and destroys everything in sight (separation anxiety + boredom), but also refuses to get into his crate when we leave. He has eaten almost an entire couch (yes a COUCH) and a plush chair and several other pieces of furniture in protest of being left…

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

I can’t remember who but someone recently said, “if Carly Fiorina wants to destroy Planned Parenthood she should volunteer to be it’s CEO.”