Did Jr and Ivanka deplete the plastic surgery budget, or did Eric just opt out and lean into the bad genes he inherited. 

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG. Will not watch this video as I don’t feel like crying. 

Even if she didn’t cause it, (not negating what the victim says) if you see someone fall or is hurt you stop and help, you privileged bitch. 

“Now if it was some Five Guys, I might feel different,” responded one.

I have a ball bat that would like to get in touch with him. 

HANK!!!!! 

I use 2 pumps of Sephora’s Supreme Cleansing Oil ($15) and then follow it with WEN cleansing treatment for body . It’s not that heavy and really gets the remaining make up off without stripping skin. Less than half a pump. It lasts forever. I had the cleansing treatment anyway and I really like how it works for body…

This will be THE moment at the Oscars. 

A friend and I put our coworker’s yellow highlighter, (which I believe he loved more than his children) in ice, ala the stapler in jJllo. And we changed the name on his phone when someone intercommed him to “George Clooney”.

Angela throwing the cat up into the ceiling? Are you kidding me? I still die every time I see it.

My favorite part of that scene is Kelly jumping up and dancing. 

I’m sure Trump would tell her to show her ID and just take whatever drugs she needs from the CVS. They allow that now. 

Even if you have insurance a lot of policies impose a deductible on it. I have to pay $3,000 toward prescriptions before I get them for “free”.

is facedown a word? Wouldn’t it be face down in the bed?

I haven’t seen Green Book, don’t know if Mahershala Ali will win another Oscar, but he better get an Emmy nom for True Detective. His performance, esp as the older Wayne Hays is magnificent.

So do I. I’ve listened to him on various interviews, Fresh Air etc. and he comes across as humble and very nice.

Someone on MSNBC this morning just said, “Biden isn’t even running yet, that shows you how out of touch Feinstein is.”

took me two days for my phone to stop fucking with “Buzzfeed.”

Her campaign announced within 30 minutes of her announcement she had contributions from all 50 states.