It’s not like they ran down to Harrod’s and bought a gold piano just to show off. That thing is probably over a hundred years old.

I saw some Modern Family reruns the other night, Mira Sorvina playing a Paltrow ish former actress with a lifestyle company called “Nerf”.

How did Donald Trump get involved in this? 

We had one of those trees when I was little silver tree gold ornaments and a color wheel.

My dog would lose his shit over a doorbell on the tv, and I didn’t even have one. I would tell visitors to call me when they arrived so I could go out and let them in, I didn’t want them buzzing me on the intercom and make his head explode.

I just posted a link to photos of when the Bidens were there. The difference is mind boggling. https://www.hgtv.com/shows/white-house-christmas-2014/step-inside-the-vice-presidents-home-during-the-holidays-pictures 

In case anyone’s interested, here’s a gallery of photos of how the VP home was decorated when the Bidens were there.  

Why America??!  Why!!!!?

Graham Norton. 

I’d watch the hell out of that Oscar broadcast.

OMG I forgot about that! Hilarious.

He didn’t want to sleep with her, he wanted to play with her toys. 

No one mentioned Spongeworthy!!

One of my favorite Christmas memories is my 5 year old niece walking around my sister’s house with her arms up in the air yelling “Serenity now”. 

Why is there NEVER photos of them with Barron? I understand he’s to be considered hands off to the press, but he is their child. They act like he doesn’t exist.

I think Jen changed her part and maybe she’s just really happy to not have the burden of Ben Affleck any more. 

I’m from Indiana and I think I got all the jokes, I guess since it was set in NY it helps to know something about the city , also being familiar with Jewish culture.

They just had to see the JFK movie with Kevin Costner, that’s what it was spoofing, the scene in the courtroom where he explains the magic bullet theory.

Serenity now. Hoochie Mama. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You gotta see the baby.  Jumbalaya.  I’m going on no sleep. Festivus for the rest of us. 

Why thank you.