For the last two hours, there's been a crazy high-speed chase — someone's been taking advantage of the light traffic to lead police around virtually every freeway in the greater L.A. area except the 405. According to local reporters, he's a drunk driver on his third strike who intends to keep going as long as he can,…

If only Chloe King could come to the rescue with her sunny personality and super-cat powers.

Okay, I'm thinking twice about this now....

I don't see what harm Gawker is doing by repeating this story. It's already "out there"... on a website that any counterespionage types are a lot more likely to be reading than this one.

If only they could digitally re-do "How I Met Your Mother" reruns to erase the entire "Zoey" plot.

You're right! (I removed the reference from my comment.) And, yes, those "Dateline" murder shows are the creepiest things on TV.

Is it weird that his mistress looks exactly like a younger version of his wife?

"But P.J. O'Rourke said I could do it!"

That's all well and good, but what happens when Arnold Schwarzenegger destroys SCINET?

CBS News says they have independent confirmation.

"Hello?"

Victorious Scientists Lower Blind Mice Count to 2

Shhhh! Right now, Charlize Theron is getting an e-mail letting her know I'm her perfect match.

This will go very well with their other new high-tech products, the Wii Rosary and Kinect Genuflect.

Love Actually is marred by Richard Curtis' weirdly stereotypical — or just plain weird — views of Americans.

The funny thing about Playboy is that, while you can certainly say it objectifies women, it also pioneered a method of presenting them as complete people rather than just sexy photos.

If anyone's interested, "watercress sulforaphane detox elixir" is essentially very, very expensive vegetable water.

I'd like to respond to this, because more than half the relationships I've had in my life have been with lawyers. For me, it's made sense — I get along with smart women, and a lot of the most intelligent women I've met have (for widely varying reasons) gone into law.

Isn't the whole idea of a "phone number" outmoded?

@psybab: She was cute, but have you tried that stuff? Bleah.