"This schlong will change your life."

The Worst Precedent in History

American Muscle Beats English Wallflower

But it could be worse,

"I have to go now — my planet needs me."

According to the manufacturer's website, the main ingredient in Lady Prelox isn't Pycnogenol (which is an expensive nutritional supplement). It's L-arginine, a cheap amino acid.

I worked as a freelance entertainment journalist right out of college, and one of my first assignments was to interview Jennifer Connelly. She seemed perfectly normal, and yet I couldn't believe how astoundingly beautiful she was.

It was pretty obviously based on Dynamite Hack's soft-rock version of NWA's "Boyz in the Hood," which was a minor hit in the year 2000.

The last guy to wear those was actually kind of cool.

I vote for "How to Succeed in Business (Without Really Trying)."

On the show, the residents of Downton make a big deal about how it's important to keep the house going because it employs so many people in the local community.

True story: Years ago, I went to an L.A. synagogue I'd never been to before, and during the services they had a conversion ceremony that turned out to be Tom Arnold's.

Kiele Sanchez was Nikki of the infamous, fan-despised "Nikki and Paulo" arc on "Lost."

Before everyone gets all snarky about Los Angeles, I think it's worth pointing out that this restaurant is part of the Patina Group, a fancy-dining chain with outposts in New Jersey and Florida, not to mention five different theme restaurants in Downtown Disney.

I don't see how either of those facts makes it okay.

I liked some of it, hated some of it.

Good point. But that's "Mr. Sez" to you.

The reader comments on EW's online movie reviews are insane. They almost all consist of attacks on the critics (who are usually called, condescendingly, by their first names), along with accusations of personal biases that supposedly led them to like, dislike or only kind of like whatever film is being discussed.

Imagine one guy who goes to the gym and works out hard for half an hour four times a week, with a good muscle-building program. The rest of the time he's sitting at his desk at work, watching TV at home or sleeping in bed.

While kissing, young Michael and Lizzie