And what in God's name is she doing with her arms? Her right one looks like it's paralyzed.

Free Republic. For daring to post something that conflicted with their rabid right-wing agenda

The Grim Reaper agreed to go on a date with me. He was absolutely giddy. Then the game crashed before I thought to save it. All the romancing leading up to it was lost.

I bought Apple at $13 a share.

Apparently, she's not alone. She has her fiancé, Caleb, from the bait shop in Costa Mesa.

I returned mine, too. After just 24 hours, I had cramps in my hand. Got the 6, which I love.

I returned mine, too. After just 24 hours, I had cramps in my hand. Got the 6, which I love.

She's trying to be Katy Perry and it's not working.

Their photographers will scour the earth to make snap-shots of the bizarre and the shocking and the freakish.

Funny that one guy is wearing the "skant" uniform. I was a background actor as a science officer during season one. I never had to wear that, but a friend on the set did. He did not like that. At all. But he did have nice legs.

I didn't think her butt could get any fatter. And now elbow fat? Hahahahahaha.

Amazon. Hello.

Guy Fieri is notoriously homophobic. I heard he has a very hard time dealing with anyone gay on his shows, and has actually refused to work with gay people.

Don't laugh. As an extra during the first season of TNG, I was one of the guys standing on the bridge in the back acting like I was being thrown around. It was definitely an Emmy worthy performance.

I have an updated version of the original 1972 NYC subway map that Vignelli created for the May 2008 issue of Men's Vogue. It arrived in a tube, so it's pristinely unfolded. It's one of 500 signed copies and currently hangs in my living room.

This was certainly a waste of 30 seconds. Can't focus on anything. All it does is make me dizzy.

I was an extra in six episodes during the first season of TNG, including "Justice." I was one of the citizens of the planet Edo. I wore nothing more that a little white loincloth. I felt totally ridiculous. Between takes, they did give us robes to wear. I much preferred wearng my science officer uniform on other…