Loved this show. Notice I used past tense.

Does her pimp do her makeup? Girlfriend needs some beauty tips STAT.

I have a TiVo Bolt, Apple TV and a Roku with a Samsung 4K 65". I watch very few few standard cable channels.

Airfares are certainly not the cheapest they have ever been. On what do you base that claim? I used to fly LA to DC for $300 r/t. Now it’s more like $900-$1,000. LA-London or Paris used to be $400 r/t.

I want to go to a NASCAR event, waving my rainbow flag.

Oh please. She’s not going to jail. Absolutely nothing will happen to her. The judge today relaxed the requirements to allow her to do ten-hour community service shifts instead of four.

And what in God's name is she doing with her arms? Her right one looks like it's paralyzed.

The Grim Reaper agreed to go on a date with me. He was absolutely giddy. Then the game crashed before I thought to save it. All the romancing leading up to it was lost.

Apparently, she's not alone. She has her fiancé, Caleb, from the bait shop in Costa Mesa.

I didn't think her butt could get any fatter. And now elbow fat? Hahahahahaha.

Guy Fieri is notoriously homophobic. I heard he has a very hard time dealing with anyone gay on his shows, and has actually refused to work with gay people.