I dunno, but fuck it, let's do it!

I think it's significantly different just because it's glass.

Yeah, no doubt. I just dislike the hubris.

Doesn't mean I'm wrong. Seriously though, I'm highly doubtful that you'll see a new phone until Early Fall. I mean, the rumor mill would be flying right now with iPhone 5 details. Expect them around early August.

Those photos of his family back there? Probably photoshopped. Michelle Obama is actually a paid actress.

Personally I think it's silly. I also like their totally passive-agressive "this isn't our fault all phones have this problem" statement: "it's not as simple as making something white." So what you're saying, Apple, is that you're incompetent at making white iPhones. That's fine! Live and learn! But don't be such a…

I like the idea of this phone being the fatty, like the OG DS. I like it...

Man, it's as if Apple has never made a white product before.

That's how I roll. Doesn't mean I'm wrong.

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Technically no "Gate" hotel, but I bet they would have awesome reception there.

We are at war with Eastasia! Eurasia has always been our ally!

Yeah, it does. They'll look like cocks if they sell a brand new phone weeks behind a new release. They'll have the OMG ANDROIDZ label thrown at them. September it is.

HTC really only releases a replacement model about once a year. Yes, they release a ton of phones, but each phone tends to have some previous model that's exclusive to the carrier/region (Droid Incredible, HTC EVO, Thunderbolt, etc etc all have replacements about a year out).

? I understand what MOQ is. What are you getting at?

Expect a 50% markup for retail, so $27. Did you see the video of the knockoff smart cover? It fell apart like a Trump 2012 presidential bid: quickly and with a sickly smell.

Well Apple is the only company who both tracks users and hasn't explained why/how/for what reason they are collecting this data. Android has supplied specific details about what they collect and why and the limits there, but Apple is just staying silent. I wouldn't be that surprised if Apple ends up blaming the end…

They also didn't mention anything about trunks in their profile

Well, 50%. Young and male.

I know it gets better as you go down, but this profile part doesn't really inspire confidence: "Is most likely a white male in his mid-20s to mid-40s. He is married or has a girlfriend."