"And no, it’s not just 'Danger Zone' on repeat. "

Do you know of another?

Immortal was actually turned down when they offered to play at the Grim & Frostbitten Memorial Asylum of Blashyrkh.

Here comes my inner beer nerd: New Belgium's Trippel is brewed with coriander. It's delicious, and pretty strong to boot. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Steelhead Reserve tall boy to finish before it warms up enough to reveal its notes of staleness and anguish.

Or Paul Newman for salad dressing.

But how will you know you're tasting coriander? HOW?!

What you don't know could fill a book everyone pretends to read.

"Cannery grime and gizzard grease" fucking killed me. O'Neal is the undisputed master of imaginative snark.

Any more of these lawsuits and they're gonna have a heart attack, man.

Well, yeah. It's not going to get anywhere going off half-cocked without representation.

I was thinking specifically of Bad Lieutenant (also directed by Ferrara), but I think Keitel's penis has appeared onscreen often enough to warrant its own credit.

I would say just putting a camera on Harvey Keitel while he drunkenly sobs with his dick hanging out, but someone already thought of that.

"I COME FROM FLORIDA—FT. LAUDERDALE—BUT BECAUSE I LIKE TO FUCK FEET I CALL IT 'FOOT LAUDERDALE.' HA HA!"

My wife and I constantly say that to each other. It's become a real problem.

Why let the internet take credit for the blacksmith's hard work? FUCK YOU, INTERNET.

Yes.

Read it. Not buying it. This should be a new feature called Piss-Poor Textual Analysis, Internet!

Pawnsylvania and Wheels (hell, every Canadian bit) were so specific and so absurd that I have to give them top honors. Then again, I love this show so much that picking favorite characters or sketches is basically pointless. Kroll Show will be dearly missed, and endlessly rewatched.

I'd have thought so too, but they actually just combine into a gigantic robot like Megazord.

I have to say, Slint Eastwood delights me, but he missed the opportunity for username/comment/avatar synergy by not saying something like "This album's okay, but it could use more weird time signatures and whisper-singing over loud, distorted guitars" to an empty chair.