Let's face it: it's no "Headed for a Heartbreak." Now that's classic Winger.

My doctor says I need sex workers to get laid.

Shit, that's pretty good.

Sean Penn's attorneys are likely to be in touch soon to discuss your pruney thumbs' unauthorized use of Mr. Penn's likeness.

This is the way the world ends: This is the way the world ends: This is the way the world ends: Not with a Chang but a whimper.