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    Atamanuik's Trump can be *drastically* more malicious than Baldwin's. Violent and unhinged at times. I think that's the distinguishing factor—Baldwin seems like a watered down version.

    This is a spectacular idea.

    It seems like you think I said I like Trump more than Bernie at some point. To be clear—I didn't. Nobody's arguing that. I'm not totally sure what you're talking about here. Trump is a rampaging narcissist fascist shitstain.

    I'm glad we got there eventually.

    No, I'm not actually doing that. I'm not directing any hate towards Bernie at all. Acknowledging that he showed up to a fact fight with a pillowcase full of rainbows isn't the same as putting him on blast.

    Lying about relatively basic economic facts is absolutely worse than your interpretation of somebody's level of ambition/entitlement, especially given that these people had the same ambition: to be president.

    Also, he's always playing the same character. I was so disappointed when Devin Banks failed to rescue those durn Baudelaires.

    We prefer to be known as gnome-Americans.

    It's lovely and worth grabbing when you see it.

    Correlation? I'm not sure there's a difference.

    I'm not sure I was being an optimist by saying "yes, let's punch people" and then snarking on your lived experience of discrimination, but you're very charitable! You don't owe me any kind of apology but I'll take it anyway.

    I'm pretty embarrassed that I assumed you were straight. Context clues! :( Thanks for being sweet about my borderline hostility.

    It just means you had good taste, that's all.

    Sweat's also right there in the name—are sweatpants a kind of sweat?

    Bumblebrot Crowdsnatch?

    They saw the movie. Well, the first twenty minutes.

    No, from The Exorcist.

    I knew someone who was a bit of a mayonegg.

    I know exactly how you feel. The last few days have been so *dense* with bad news, and despair has been a constant temptation.

    It's not Reddit, so RemindMe! 6 months will do nothing. Low energy. Sad.