I was going to ask what the spread was but I think the coach already gave that answer by his actions

The same engineers shoving kilowatt hours up granny’s ass.

Or... ones like you

Lol. Some people are so stupid

I’ve never understood the point of all this hazing. I never had any interest in pledging when I was in school and it wasn’t out of intimidation or anything like that, I just didn’t want to do a sit up and smash my face into some dudes ass.

You tell that people to come talk to me.

Yeah? Name one.

LeBron would have just tucked the ball in his arm like a running back and made straight for the basket.

Wait, wtf? What happened? Did I miss something? Is this twitter? Am I tweeting?

Sounds like it works then. Noted.

Please, look at all those cars he missed. Doesn’t he get any credit for that?

Don’t be jelly. I can groom his eyebrows with my tongue too. Overrated.

No no no no. You’re thinking of incognito mode. That’s totally different. Your point is well taken but it doesn’t really apply in any way to this story.

You lived in Rochester and were in altercations with old white guys but no black guys? What part of Rochester was that?

Which would be a shame because at one time he was quite voluptuous.

You make a lot of assumptions

You still don’t get it. A handgun is an inherently inaccurate weapon. If you’ve never fired one before it is anything but point and shoot and even skilled and experienced people can miss three target at surprisingly close range, especially when under stress. Hitting someone in the torso in a stressful situation is…

Where’s the vaguely racist shit? For that matter where’s the overtly racist shit?

Got the receiving team’s coach to run out on the field and wave a manila folder in the middle of the play. I’d call that a success even if the referee did missed it.

Big deal. I piss my pants in the airport all the time. I don’t get to go around firing people for it.