Don’t be jelly. I can groom his eyebrows with my tongue too. Overrated.

No no no no. You’re thinking of incognito mode. That’s totally different. Your point is well taken but it doesn’t really apply in any way to this story.

You lived in Rochester and were in altercations with old white guys but no black guys? What part of Rochester was that?

Which would be a shame because at one time he was quite voluptuous.

You make a lot of assumptions

You still don’t get it. A handgun is an inherently inaccurate weapon. If you’ve never fired one before it is anything but point and shoot and even skilled and experienced people can miss three target at surprisingly close range, especially when under stress. Hitting someone in the torso in a stressful situation is…

Where’s the vaguely racist shit? For that matter where’s the overtly racist shit?

Got the receiving team’s coach to run out on the field and wave a manila folder in the middle of the play. I’d call that a success even if the referee did missed it.

Big deal. I piss my pants in the airport all the time. I don’t get to go around firing people for it.

Shouldn’t they have like a mad bitchen rule that overrides such niceties as shot clocks and the like?

Yes. Definitely be careful when viewing one of those potentially graphic grey comments.

Fade worked pretty good on this play

Hats off to the NFL for the longer PAT. It makes stuff like this a little more possible. In a league where every rule change just seems to suck, I like this one.

Hang on a second. Are you shitting me? Trump won?!??

Sure looks to me like the touchdown was given to the wrong team

So what if he does?

Looks like you’d have to ask Brady?

I’m not that into NFL but it seems weird to me for the owner to be making these announcements. Is that SOP?

FYI, terrorism doesn’t have anything to do with being terrified. Though it must be terrifying to find yourself in the middle of a terrorist attack, the definition of terrorism doesn’t include the state of mind of the victims. Most crimes are defined by the perpetrators actions and the victim’s identity.

If JuanMa’s mother so much as kisses him on the cheek, JuanMa is usually down for the count. (not the most durable chin is what I’m saying) He couldn’t have gotten hit that hard.