OK but there’s a matter of degree. Remember a couple years ago at a college football game and a college bruh ran out on to the field and one of the coaching bruhs grabbed him and body slammed him. To me it looks like the same thing. No you shouldn’t run out on to the field and you shouldn’t pie the mayor. They…

Mmmm. Smart girl..

Jesus what a terrible swing

I disagree entirely. I think rookie pitchers do great in the post season. That’s what that old saying about being too dumb to know any better refers to, in baseball anyway 

What’s next, no shooting shoulder fired rockets onto the field?

Now we’ll have the trees reflect off the lake. And the clouds. There, isn’t that lovely? What? What? The ref just got punched in the face by a player? Wtf?

Fyi, that’s not how you fail the how many fingers question. If you hold up two fingers and they say four (Mike Alvarado) they’re lying. Somebody seeing double will see two hands, not four fingers.

I’m afraid I missed the illegal block in the back.

Sounds delicious. I like alleve, meth, and knowledge. That’s the best. Chase it with a beer and you’ll get fucked up too.

No its delicious

I just like the drugs that taste good. Like Valium tastes pretty good. Prilosec tastes good. I like those drugs.

I don’t get why the media believe everything those people say. Uber’s “self driving cars” right now actually have TWO drivers in them instead of one. Take anything Uber says with a grain of salt.

I think Brock Turner was fucking an unconscious woman

I think that study was looking at youth boxing.

Perhaps you folks in Boston would gladly worship Satan if he put on a Red Sox or a Patriots uniform. The rest of us have always known he’s a dick.

Neither you nor anyone else would want to swim in a pool that’a been shocked after every use. As a matter of fact I’m not sure you or anyone else could survive a pool that’s shocked after every use. At most a chlorine shock should be used once a week.

Keeping swimming pool water clear is actually pretty simple. It’s mostly a function of two things, pH and the amount of chlorine in the pool. If the pH rises as far as 8.0 the effectiveness of the chlorine is greatly diminished. Ideally the water is around 7.2

Don’t get too down on yourself. At least you didn’t say LeBron got punched in the...

All I saw was a man bun.

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