I once stood at the base of El Capitan and as I looked up took take in its magnificence and wonder there was an earthquake. I looked around but nobody else had noticed and then I realized. This was no earthquake. This was El Cap. I’d intimidated the old man. I felt for him. I gave him a warm pat and said don’t worry…

I feel the need to unwatch this. Then again I feel compelled to watch it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again…

Why is that, because he doesn’t want the same sex life you do? If he’s ok with it, who are you to say otherwise?

That was a terrible call. Pitcher throws the exact same pitch twice, first time it’s a ball, second time it’s strike three.

Jesus what a bore

Looked like a strike to me

This summation may have been enlightening except that it was completely nutso. There are legitimate reasons to suspect Barbaro had a pre-existing injury. How about his habit of hanging on the wrong lead in the stretch, which he’d done a number of times. Or the mere fact that he broke down tells you its more than…

That’s not fair. Now you’re lumping all Bernie supporters together as one. But comparing them to Christians? That’s pretty messed up. I’ll take my vote elsewhere thank you.

Bad news fearless. The news story wasn’t the convention. The news story was the people running amuck at the convention.

Not for nothing but that was a right cross not a hook

And Sherman’s march didn’t go anywhere near Texas

Texas BBQ never includes sauce

You’re full of shit. There’s only one BBQ side dish. More BBQ.

Shout out to the teabag party

Good man. Stay strong

Short answer, yes.

Silliness. Of course none of us know how this fracas began. Maybe the donnybrook was brought on by ripped jacket man looking to brawl with the bros. But such a ruckus can turn sour with kicks to mugs and my guess is when the jury sees tape of the rumble they’ll view it as a man taking a cheap shot at a drunk in a…

Under the deadspin plan to pay college athletes, would he continue to draw a salary while locked up in the calaboose?

This is why you bet the speed on a sloppy track. Imagine going 35 mph while somebody is throwing dirt clots at you. It ends up covering the horse from head to tail. It gets in their eyes and nose and ears and weighs a lot.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past the part where you said, “The New York Yankees are last in the American League East.”