Pretty impressive. The guy can hit any pitch apparently. Sidearm pitcher. Hits home runs way out of the park in left, center, or right field. Why don’t you write an article about him and not the announcers?

Solid. Took me a minute but I figured it out

There was a bunt a few years back with the Dodgers on the field during a playoff game. The bunt was brutal and just kind of looped straight to James Loney who was charging at first. Loney let the ball hit his glove first and then dropped it and the home plate umpire ruled the batter out and the runner went back to…

First of all I was talking to Sergeant Pepper over there. Secondly I meant don’t ask which pitcher but I have a feeling you already knew that. At the time it struck me as not such a brilliant play but a very heads up one especially because you might just get a pitcher that doesn’t want to run it out. As it worked out,…

It’s not a ground out it’s a fielder’s choice

I saw Mark Loretta do this several years ago with the pitcher at bat. Don’t ask which one.

Seward was stabbed not shot.

Pretty sure that’s a dog in Sam’s illustration

You’re not kidding about Trumbo. When that guy hits em the pig don’t squeal

lol Did you see how fat that fucker is?!?

Good lord. That’s why I never use drugs. lol

Leave it to the onion to get it exactly right. I swear you can learn more from the onion

Wait, what? 2 years probation for weed and paraphernalia? Was it 500 lbs. of weed and uranium enrichment paraphernalia?

How much do you think tickets cost for that game?

No no no no no and furthermore, no

Errr... what?

That’s because nobody was hitting home runs in the 1930's

The trouble wasn’t in the rulebook it was with the umpires. The rules already prohibited sliding ten feet off the bag to take out middle infielders but the umpires would never call it. This is because of the unwritten rule called the neighborhood play or neighborhood rule where the middle infielder didn’t actually…