It’s a spot on my ass. That may make sense if you were bred and raised in Mayberry and had never met a POC before. Believe it or not there’s a lot of diversity in America. I resent being told to STFU and take our lecture like good boys and girls.

75%, you sure of that?

I just wish I had that woman’s voice saying, “we’re not doing anything” on an endless loop.

Here’s a big gigantic benefit you barely touched on:

The fuck are you talking about, make a play on the ball? You go make a play on the ball. What “play” do you suggest they make on a guy traveling (because you know he ain’t dribbling) full speed directly towards them? Coach Joe thinks elastic man with his great big elastic arms can make some imaginary defensive move to…

I see what you’re saying. Thank you to SerialThriller for the explanation. You’re saying other oil industry exec’s got together and conspired to effect this man’s death. I was thinking more along the lines of Ken Lay faked death theory or that homeless dude the British put in the Nazi submarine to assassinate Alec…

Seeing as it was yesterday the indictments were announced, seams kinda short time to find a corpse, much less rig the car

Thanks Obama

Solid

Wait, hang on a second. If you’re betting all your Enron shares and I don’t have any.... you know what, I’ll just put up a bitcoin

I’ll take that action

I get it. Jefferson. Jefferson Davis. That’s a good one.

“Making matters even worse is the fact that while Desmond is standing out there in left field, he’ll be looking right at Elvis Andrus’s $120 million ass.”

Chid is confusing Cole Hampton, the subject of this article, with Cole Trickle, the main character of the movie Dances With Wolves, played by Robert Roquefort. In that movie, Roquefort played a Vietnam War veteran who while simply wanting to get a bite to eat and go across town instead gets harassed by the local small…

Come on now. It’s a perfect example of a joke. Or a mini troll because I kinda figured it’d bug you. Nevertheless I thank you for reading the entire response. I think you might have gotten the wrong take home message. Obviously I’m a boxing fan. Obviously you’re an MBA fan. Both sports could and should do more to…

Dude.

I disagree. It’s just like hitting a home run. You know it from the time it leaves the pitcher’s hand. And the moment you start throwing the punch you can tell. Even if you threw it blindly, the impact is just different. Cleaner.

Simmer down, The. I know that study where MMA isn’t as dangerous, blah blah. I do know this, when a fighter falls down he does so because there’s a disruption in the electrical signals from the brain to the legs that constantly remind him to stay standing. In other words, brain damage. It may be short lived but it is…

I think the difference is between psychological and psychiatric issues.

That is tremendously rude. A referee should never call traveling like that. I like how when he went to dish the ball off after his four step, ball juggling travel he still made a terrible pass.