You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

I won't believe that the Ravens have released Rice until I see a Peter King report that they have promoted him to head coach and given him a 10-year extension.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

@SI_PeterKing:

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

This guy is a certifiable asshole. Who the hell names himself after the Ferguson PD?

Bald guy in goofy hat + Initials W. W. + Methamphetamine = HEISENBERG LIVES!!!!

Wes Welker was not the only bronco walking around the Kentucky Derby high on amphetamines.

I was going to make a snarky comment about the PATRIOT WAY until I remembered that Welker is no longer a Patriot. Shit, maybe he only got caught because he lost his Patriot Way. I need to rethink my life.

Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

I see some of your points, yet somehow, I feel like your argument falls a bit pants.

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

ESPN: Sorry we didn't get a chance to meet with you the other day.

This is an organization that operates under a constant, black cloud of perceived disrespect. The Ravens could employ a war criminal and they would treat him like a fucking prince just because the rest of the world disapproved. This is a whiny, arrogant franchise that is constantly braying for respect even though…

On the other side it's signed "To Tupac."

Boomer Esiason predicted that Manziel "would get his ass kicked, and his ass would be driven into the ground."