I thought it worked.

To add to that, I’ve read your comment to procrastinate even more.

This is a shravesty of justice.

It’s a joke, but it serves a point: she doesn’t know where her client is, and she’s not willing to say he’s absconded based just on that fact. Legal briefs don’t necessarily have to be a monotonous recitation of facts and assertions; using wit is just another tool to be used to make one’s argument.

What about the numerous uniform violations on the part of Xabi and Vidal?! Absolutely outrageous that the ref allowed them to get away with it.

He should be able to secure a sponsorship deal with Big Lemon, though.

This post is pure gold.

Good cross-promotion, guys:

This isn’t a real picture of her; there’s no blood on her hands.

Wait, didn’t he skip all of last season as well?

You could also go to your local Goodwill, put on a blindfold, choose four pieces of clothing, and put them on.

I prefer wooden statutes, but then again, I am a lawyer.

I got a new job that made more than my old job and my wife’s salary combined (plus bennies, retirement, etc., that I didn’t get with my old job). A year in, and we still live paycheck to paycheck. It depresses me that we increased our spending to match the large bump in income, and I have no idea how we did it,…

I can’t believe Stormy resigned her spot as Miss Washington. Feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back.

If only he had a real leader like Greg Hardy to show him the way.

Alright, it's Friday night, I have no date, a 2 liter bottle of Scotch, and my all mix Rush tape. Let's dance.

The game actually only lasted a few hours; it just felt like it took four days.

Well yeah, but you just use it to keep the trunk lid closed.

But you'll notice a crucial difference in that video and Messi today- the lack of hair. You can't be a lion(el) without the mane.

It's not as bad as the Jills rule book ,which promises a "Red Wedding" for any cheerleader who doesn't follow the hygienic guidelines.