a. I fucking love your name and didn’t notice it earlier.

Dude. That is a massive tax bill.

Awww I wish I could give your mid 20s self a hug. You had so much on your young shoulders!

No but it’s an enviable characteristic because FRECKLES ARE TEH BEST.

ugh so gorgeous

Yea, the only thing I got from this story other than she had a happy delivery was how fucking beautiful her hair looks.

Someone needs to start a line of Homo Spirits and have it be the best god damned line of hard alcohol we’ve ever seen.

I mean....this is 100% what all the Christians, Mormons and Muslims I went to school with think about homosexuality? Except with Mormons they decide to call it “same sex attraction” instead of sin. I’ve stopped listening at this point, so I’m not sure what my Jewish friends think of being gay.

What was wrong with this? It seems pretty harmless.

Bad news; you’re that friend. Oh no.

“I HOPE WE DISGUST EVERYONE” is my new fucking motto. I love it and I love you onward with our mission!

I admire your hard work because it sounds like you go through a lot to have a good quality of life.

Your self awareness sounds really awesome and prob saved you. The most horrifying thing about “clean” addiction (to these incredible pills docs give out) is that anyone can become addicted. No fam history, no prior addiction, etc and then bam. So scary and awful.

I would be devestated if I were in his place and innocent. I don’t even know if I could have a life with a “normal” job, happy hour drinks, going for a run without being recognized and demonized. Let alone develop an adult relationship.

I wish it weren’t so either.

It sucks, man. College campuses are weird. Like not even just other students prey on each other but professors can be some of the scumiest fuckers out there when it comes to sexual coercsion and all out rape.

No it’s NOT FREE. It’s a get rich ponzi scheme. All that delicious rape money going to all those greedy rape victims!!

Jesus Christ, you guys are survivors. All the fucking best from an internet stranger.

Exactly this. Thank you.

I love seeing women with greys and white. I think it’s sexy.