Just want to reiterate that there is NOTHING in the ADA itself that allows you to enter a place with mask requirements maskless. I just have to accommodate you...not let you in. I CAN accommodate you by offering you curbside service. So yes, I can say “give me your list and I will pick the items from the shelf, run…

Also. Also also. Wear the damn mask. This isn’t an accommodations issue, it’s a public health issue. If you can’t for some reason wear a mask, then stay out of the damn store. COVID doesn’t give a shit.

Trust you?  Shouldn’t you be showing us, as a Missourian?  

Passengers are considered part of the strike? I thought “crossing the line” meant workers that decided to work despite their colleagues striking.

Did one of my coworkers write this?

Yes but it would be for pizza, not for bagels. Of course I’m a normal person so moving to NYC is simply out of the question.

This is why when I wash my stuff at work I just used a paper towel instead of a sponge. I don’t trust the sponge that a bunch of animals have used, people are disgusting and I’m only ok with my disgusting habits.

Have you considered that you’re both assholes?

The logic is this:

Can Bernie not run, please?

Of all the things they decided to use to test their AI’s capabilities, they used a military strategy game? 

Then that’s “Close the carried interest loophole”, which was supported by both major-party presidential candidates in 2016.

So because it only hoses a small minority of people, it’s ok?

I’m not necessarily against this idea (though much of the argument for it by non-economists relies on faulty historical reasoning . . . “they taxed people like this in the 40s and 50s and our economy was booming so. . .”) but let’s be honest here. Functionally, Steve Scalise is not exactly wrong. By the time you are…

How do you chop under running water?

Chopping an onion in half by cutting it across the equator is serial killer behavior. 

Counterpoint: Alcohol!!!

No. No no no no. This has no scientific basis whatsoever, at all, ever.

[citation needed]

This is an excellent headline.