teddyrice
teddyrice
teddyrice

I believe, i could be wrong and am too lazy to check, that all of these works are Public Domain? So, while still stupid, it boils down to money. My bet is that the publishers can slap a new cover on and don’t have to worry about paying author royalties.

man boobs are boobs too

Mom: “I think I did a pretty good job as a young-ass mom,” she added. “Kudos to me.”

Just messing with you . . . Tennis is awesome. And, IMHumbleO, the women’s game has long been superior to the men’s. Her backhand is indeed tremendous, and I’m sure her gramps, Isaac, RIP, is looking down on her with fondness.

SOOO much super tennisy talk . . . 

Man, I will never be a victim blamer. Truly. I am asking a legitimate question because I am shocked at what I saw. It’s tragic. It’s inhumane. The system should be blown up and those who perpetuate it should be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.

I’m not a mouth-breather. I’m a sensible, compassionate person. I say that because what I am about to type could make you think otherwise:

you spelled Normal Dale wrong

If it makes your Fruit Loops taste better to believe Houston was the better team, then by all means, do so. There’s a mountain of evidence that says you’re wrong. But, OK, sure. Whatever. Seems like that’s the world we’re living in these days.

Real footage of Fultz walking down the street

Wait . . . Isn’t the gimmick of overlaying these facts over celebrity photos an indictment of IG’s vapid celebrity culture? Like, isn’t that the gag?

Was your brother driving? If so, that’s most likely a left-hand shot. Is he a lefty? If not, that’s even more legendary.

With that schedule, they will absolutely have to beat Auburn to be in the conversation. Right?

Ron Swanson is that you?

DUDE, you told him he was a terrible journalist and then got all saucy when he called you on it? At least with a troll, you can appreciate the game they are running. You on the other hand, just suck.

Out of legit curiosity, is there precedence for someone with epilepsy playing college football? Admittedly I don’t know much about the illness, but it seems like not a great idea. I imagine finding clearance to play college ball will be difficult. Right?

Wait, are we supposed to be mad that white folks adopt black babies?

See his belt buckle without lifting his tummy?

Yan-rel. No joke.

Trying to guess whether the guy filming had any prior knowledge? Seems to. Or was the guy videoing the actual soldier who did it? If it was just a rando guy, would seem to (maybe) add fire to the fact that it was premeditated. I knew guys like this in the Marines who would have DEF cut straps for shits and giggles . .