This works especially well with TB burritos because they’re so liquid inside (meat or beans). it helps to prevent a mess when eating while driving. Or so I’ve been told.

Yeah, I get it, but honestly, for all the games that have him as the hero, Simon mostly just goes and kills Dracula and then puts Dracula back together and kills him again. At least Castlevania III had a bit of a plot and a cast of characters, the Simon games are basically five thousand remakes of the same castle run.

So, if Mario Kart is not getting a sequel, is there hope for a new F-Zero?

‘I reluctantly still believe this is any of my business.’

Let’s see the source on that absolutely wild claim about women being more likely to die in the year after having an abortion.

You ain’t from Canada. You’re not my neighbour. You don’t know how to spell “favourite” or properly pronounce “Toronto.” Get out with that poser shit.

Wow, please shut the fuck up and stop giving my country a bad name.

You’re full of shit. Women are 14 times more likely to die in childbirth than they are to die from complications from an abortion.

Massive respect to whoever is running Bungie’s social media for posting this as well as calling out the insecure worms whining in their replies about it.

Oh I threw soooo much stupid stuff at my Neon. Look at this interior. LOOK AT IT:

The Steam numbers are no doubt troubling but idk that they paint the full picture! Most of Halo’s player base is on console, always has been. Microsoft doesn’t publicly release numbers, so we can only go by the charts. And even though Infinite slipped out of the top five most-played games on Xbox, it’s still held fast…

I’m going to miss hearing "you should be watching" ☹️

It’s not easy being cheesy.

Similarly to how gina did not do their full research before condemning Karl, you’re doing the same thing by not reading the full comment thread. 

We should all aspire to have the kind of integrity you possess. What a legend.

You know what? I was wrong and I regret my earlier comment.

Actually, no, he isn’t “tight” with them at all. He did briefly participate in R White Goose’s Discord, and he has tried to help him be less of a terrible person.

This seems like a much better candidate for rescue and rehabilitation than one of Tracy's fifteen Cherokee-oxide hybrids. For one, it's small and doesn't leave fluids/particles of itself wherever it goes...