I mean making anime refrences to joke about this isn’t in good humor.

Correct

Nope. Still no turbo.
Nope. Still no AWD.
Nope. Still not a diesel.
Nope. Still no third row.
Nope. Still not in brown.
Nope. Still won’t tow my boat (I take my boat everywhere!)
Nope. Still not a Saab.
Nope. Still not a wagon.
Nope. Still not German.
Nope. Still no video of Senna driving it in loafers. Loafers!
Nope. Still…

You’re on a two-day hotstreak for terrible takes. Keep it up!

he absolutely is telling people to pirate it.

For what it’s worth, the overwhelming majority of people who are interested in Metroid Dread will perfectly and legitimately buy a proper copy. Hell, I’d even wager the majority of players running this thing have a perfect legit copy sitting on a collector’s shelf or something.

There are people in the comments saying it’s okay to pirate the game because it’s a Switch exclusive and they don’t want to buy a Switch. Then there are the ones harping about 4k 60fps and inferior hardware. As if all this justifies stealing.

This article is really scummy. I’ve always enjoyed your content Zack, but this article made me lose some respect for you. The game literally just released yesterday for crying out loud. Genuinely shitty article to post. At least wait a few months.

Yeah. Someone in the comments is trying to rationalize it by saying, “Oh it’s more encouraging the downloading of a Switch emulator which isn’t illegal!”

The game looks fine to me. If there is anti-aliasing, it’s so subtle you’ll never notice it unless you’re sitting literally in front of the TV screen. (I play on a 1080p tv, though. Maybe it’s more noticeable on a larger-resolution tv).

I’m not fond of articles like these. The tone is encouraging persons to pirate the game.

I didn’t have the exact words for why this article made me uneasy, but this is it. You nailed it. I support archival and even deeper rights for the end user of software than currently exist, but this... this feels wrong.

Older games, I can understand - but encouraging the torrenting/pirating of a game one day after its’ release? For fuck’s sake.

I have been enjoying dread so damn much I finally broke my habit of only playing switch games in handheld mode. I have it hooked up to m LGCX 55inch oled and it looks so good even w/ some terrible anti aliasing. Might have to search the dark corners of the interwebs and try this out on my rtx 3080. I imagine someone…

Good.

First thing that came to mind:

a fictional prison for those who share even vaguely sexual content on social media

She is a treasure and there are no horny jail bars strong enough to hold Nakamura.

FWIW, Fallout 76 is pretty damn good now

That settles it - hitting H Mart this weekend with a print out of this article.