1 week from now on Kotaku: “How two Pilotwings fans are making the open-world game fans have always wanted.”

The next day: “Nintendo orders cease and desist against Pilotwings fan-game.”

So #19 is called being properly hydrated. But nobody does that, so I guess the point is moot. >_> #DrinkMoreWater #EvenMoreThanThat

“Michael” is not that uncommon as a woman’s name in the real world. Three that come to mind: the actress Michael Learned, the actress Michael Michele, and the Bangles singer Michael Steele. This website — http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Michael — even claims that “Michael is a very popular first name for women…

I am so mad that one of the best exotic Titan helmets in the game makes me look like a goddam grieving goat widow with a medieval armor fetish. Easily one of the ugliest helmets in the this game or the last, with one of the best exotic perks for void subclass users. UGH.

“BUT WHY DIDNT THEY CAST ASIAN ACTORS TO PLAY THE ASIAN DOGS?!?!?!” - io9 probably

Fuck this sketch with a rusty chainsaw. I liked it better when it was Larry David.

I see that conflict as more of “Daredevil believes killing is wrong”, since I don’t see him working hard to help kids put their lives together.

Nice of them.

Uh...yeah. Duh. A few million watch at best with far more slim profits for the TV show. They need an exponentially larger audience for the films, which means bigger names like Jackie Chan and Lil Franco. How is this even a comment?

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

Ok, but what’s its score? 8.5/10?

I’m in Japan!

My mother in law makes this with pot. It’s mango though so I haven’t tried it though my freezer is full of it.

Many people do not want an actual firearm in their house.

A second chapter is necessary. The first movie was only half the story. In the book they return as adults 27 years later to finish IT off.

I’m worried this next movie is going to be too full of itself off the hype and success of the first.

It says a lot to me that the majority of people upset by this seem more concerned with the possibility of losing money through loss of revenues than any social concerns. I’m done with Youtube.

So, has anyone on The Avengers team thought yet to reverse engineer Bucky’s robot arm and distribute that technology to medical professionals around the world so that the millions of people missing limbs can get fully articulate and functional prosthetics, especially the soldiers who keep getting wounded in all the…

And Kinja’s stupid infinite scrolling claims yet another victim...