I’m sure it will be “hand breaded” en masse at a factory and then flash-frozen, because no one in their right mind would trust the spliffed up dinguses at BK to do this without spreading chicken disease all over.

I love the idea of a video game news show, but I have a few notes:

PLEASE GET YOURSELVES A TELEPROMPTER, IT’S SUPER AWKWARD WHEN YOU BREAK EYE CONTACT TO LOOK AT THE SCRIPT

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

Needs a little finesse on scoring techniques—I usually opt for two parenthesis ( ) on top—but otherwise, decent rise, Barry!

Neither the Dakotas nor Missouri is in the Midwest. This is why Midwesterners, myself included, have never heard of this.

i came in here expecting to laugh at herm edwards but almost immediately had the same reaction he did to learning players don’t wear belts anymore.

HERO

Whenever someone brings up that Trump thing, I really want to ask them to check the political leanings and support of the owners/QBs of their own team.

Like the 6 states around me, I voted Bernie in the primary, and Hillary in the general in November.

Those 1st 4 games the Pats played in September were their preseason.

He was always overrated. His 2011 MVP season has to be one of the weakest MVPs ever given out. At his best, he was a shorter version of Carmelo Anthony. Terrible defender and a very mediocre passer. He was a bad shooter, but his “generational talent” was his ability to drive to the basket and make these incredible…

The lowest form of life. Stop.

Why go through all that trouble and not have a bigger screen? Get a projector friend.

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

Exactly. She says that she is laughing and smiling and “pretending” to be into the brothers. Then, a few years goes by, and she see that other women are getting attention for sexual harassment, and BOOM, here come some allegations. This is a sad desperate attempt to be somebody.