So are we gonna keep pretending that Mario isn’t shooting rabbits with Down syndrome?

If an article like this was written about a woman, Jezebel would be losing their shit about body shaming or whatever the fuck.

Okajima and Matsuzaka also had the same translator I believe. From what I remember Okajima flat out refused to learn English. Which who cares, have a translator if you want, but it’s interesting that he was adamant about not learning English. He wasn’t too popular of a guy in the bullpen from what I heard.

Lavar Ball is a douchebag that is hoping to make money off of his kid’s success, mainly because he failed at doing it himself.

“LaMelo Ball is a fine basketball player. He will be a fine college player. Very possibly he will be a fine NBA player.”

Didn’t know that Lucio walks like a penguin.

Maybe they’re not hungry because they just ate LaVar. Christ.

I wouldn’t exactly call The Simpsons “foul-mouthed”. I mean it ain’t South Park.

What’s amazing is he was a pretty mediocre catcher.

Hey, fuck off.

It’s impossible for her to not complain about something. Look at her history of articles.

Nice. Recently I’ve been saying to myself, “Hey, it’s been a while since Cecilia complained about something.”

“That’s why Nintendo is rolling out special Splatoon themed controllers for Japan and Europe.”

Yeah Brooklyn didn’t mean to be a terrible team and trade this pick away several years ago and the Lakers for sure didn’t try to be bad on purpose.

Goddamn I hope the Celtics pick Fultz. Ball looks like a fucking neanderthal, his shoes are pathetic and his father is a douche.

Lonzo Ball may have the smallest forehead and straightest hairline in history.

Exactly, it’s a fucking pronoun, who gives a shit if I don’t use your preferred nomenclature. That’s my choice, as it’s yours to call yourself whatever the fuck.

I support anyone’s right to be who they are inside, but to what degree do I have to participate in your self-image? Why do I have to switch up my pronouns?

I guess it doesn’t matter in the end, assault is assault. But it would be interesting to know if a guy in a band called PWR BTTM is masquerading as a gay man and assaulting women.

Also just saw this at the bottom of the article: