People are being too hard on Hope Solo. You’d be bitter if your lady flaps looked like chewed up bubblegum too.

Lame. Should’ve made out. I’ve always said that the 500 needed more girl on girl action.

That guy appears to be wearing a batting helmet. I didn’t know John Olerud was a wrestling fan.

If they go with Nighthawks their logo absolutely has to be Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

Congrats on the sex.

Bucky’s schedule was soft as baby shit for a few years and it’s unfortunate we’re paying that bill in a year where we’re not as strong as recent seasons. Moving the ball may cause some issues so I could see a lot of our games being those really boring 11 AM ESPN2 affairs. The defense should be decent so maybe we can…

People are waaaaay too sensitive about this. You mean to tell me you’re not gonna laugh your ass off if someone says you went out like stink and died like a pig? That’s the best idiom(?) I’ve ever heard.

I don’t understand using Wentz’s school size to write him off already. Sure he went to North Dakota but Sam Brandford went to Oklahoma and he’s dog shit. There have been plenty of successful QBs that didn’t go to traditional powerhouse schools in recent memory (Flacco, Big Ben, FitzMagic, etc.).

College football being right around the corner gives me a full Chubb.

Heil Whitler

Bear fans are so intolerable that I’ve actually kinda started to root for Cutler. The dude is head & shoulders better than any QB they’ve had in the last 3 decades but those dummies can’t quit stuffing Polish sausages down their fat gullets long enough to appreciate it. Hopefully he lights up a smoke and pisses on the…

As a Packer fan, I was thrilled that the game got cancelled. One less meaningless game to have someone blow an ACL and it makes the NFL look terrible. Win-win!

Katie Nolan is fantastic. She rides that line between comedy & making an actual point really well, way better than a lot of other people in sports. It’s too bad she’s on a shit network but I’d rather see her there than go to ESPN and be forced to change into another corporate shill.

No, no FitzMagic.

The Dophins are the least relevant team in a division that includes the Giants’ little brother and Almost Canada. The one Miami fan I’ve met in real life has the sad eyes of a broken man.

There’s literal human shit in the water & the Olympic village seems to be cobbled together with Lincoln Logs. I’d say they’re pretty lucky not having to take a chance on a Zika buffet.

Is anyone going to ask why that dude’s parents have a fucking mace in their home? What kind of sexy torture dungeon are they hiding?!

Firing Tomsula was a real Jimbo by the Niners.

Props to Skip for reading a PFT Commenter article one time and turning that idea into a lucrative TV career.

Tony, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. In this case, that problem is the B cups you’ve sprouted.