Cowherd looks like the first gay Bond villain in that photo.

More like Terrell Thuggs, right?

Not surprising the Jags have made so many terrible personnel moves when their owner is an Indiana Jones villain.

Belichick puts cigarettes out on his adult son’s chest to build character.

Clearly this was drawn by a Make-A-Wish kid that’s really passionate about hockey & American history. Now who’s the asshole?

Montee Ball got fat, became a criminal, and fumbled his way out of the league but he’s still less of a bust than Melvin Gordon.

I’m not sure. I guess when you’ve been a .500 team for the bulk of your life you need something to hang on to. It’s even sadder than Bear fans with 1985 but just barely.

One of my buddies has been a lifelong Cowboy fan despite living in WI the entire time. He constantly talks about how valuable they are and that they’re America’s Team even though that hasn’t been true in like 10 years. Any time someone bags on him about how shitty Dallas is, he brings up the ‘95 NFC Championship game…

Most Wisconsinites don’t say bro. Everything else about that picture is 100% accurate, however.

-Athletes in every pro sport should be able to use any performance-enhancing drugs they want. They make hundreds of millions of dollars because we’re stupid and value entertainment more than we should so they might as well be juiced up, entertaining monsters.

He’ll be a wonderful fit in Dallas if true.

Dude’s named after a douchey hat - do we expect him to be that intelligent? Fuck that reporter too. If that’s a ‘horrible moment’ for her then she’s clearly had a tough life.

Not to defend Oakman for being a rapist & a piece of shit (because he definitely is if her story is true) but what did she think would happen? Don’t go home with a stranger, especially one that happens to be a massive football player, if you’re not going to give it up when you know with 100% certainty that that’s what…

I had my first beer freshman year of college. I was taking a shower and some dude from down the hallway slid a Miller Lite under the curtain, probably to sneak a peek at my hangdown. Took me a solid hour to get that nasty can of piss water down.

It takes a lot of balls to think that you’re above the law.

That little asshat Rovell has never been more smug about anything now that this is confirmed. No wonder he was the special needs bat boy at the Celebrity game instead of playing in it.

Joey Bats, forever and ever. Michigan/MSU would’ve been a closer 2nd if there was just a gif of that kid flipping off the refs.

Bigger menace to society: kid picking his nose with glasses or stealthy garbage bear?

The Toon Squad’s improbable comeback victory over the Monstars.

What a tired cliche this has become. Isn’t coming home exciting enough without making a spectacle of yourself?