Kyrie Irving sure has become really fat, bald, and white during his time off.

Anyone else glad they aren’t the bald fat guy in the Cavs jersey who has to go home with that horribly Ugly oddly shaped woman he is pictured with?

Hi, my name is Leslie Horn and I love suggesting white television shows that hipster white people can watch while they drink their special reserve Ales that cost $79 a bottle.

Translation: We are just talking about the negroes here.

“George Bush does not care about black people.”

Mark May totally understood and was partially angry because John said exactly what he was going to say.

Deadspin be sure to file this article to: Pretty Sure No One Gives 5 Fucks.

Coach of North: I don’t umm condone dem boys for what they be doin, but what had happened was. What had happened was this. Those other boys, you know The Caucasian team, was you know, sayin stuff. Yea yea they was sayin stuff. Real racialistism type of stuff. I had told me boys just play just play, but it was chippy.…

CrackLivesMatter

You red and green colorblind people always whining about this and that. Are you the people who invented Hanukkah?

Yeah but your generation deems selfies and look at me look at me as important. So kinda hard to take you all seriously.

Wow that was amazing. I can’t believe that went in. The fans weren’t as.....Howard Sterns Penis.

I’ve watched this approximately 37 times. It keeps getting funnier.

All the sudden I find myself wanting Brazil Nuts.

I once smashed Young Gronks mom.

Boomer was clearly was implying that the “bugs” were Jews. Geez Deadspin get with it.

There are two things I know to be true in life:

This may be gay, but I’m not gay. Gus Johnson has beautiful voluptuous lips. I want those bad boys wrapped around my package.

Holy hell this joke was unfunny. I even masturbated and cummed in front of my cat and still couldn’t muster up a chuckle.

Fuck me right in my mom’s pussy Doc.