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Vera Bradley is the ugliest shit on the planet. I don’t understand how it came to be cool and a status symbol. It’s like the padding they put up in elevators when you’re moving furniture.

There’s a strain of “girl-y” throughout the Southern colleges and sororities that I find really really off-putting. And I’m femme as fuck! But it’s so...sugary, fake-y, “Hi, y’all!” bullshit-y.

Must be nice.

Still v. glad I didn’t go to college in the South

Gay and trans people have an astronomically high chance of having a mental illness and of attempting suicide. Yet instead of providing them with the mental help they need, we used to throw them in jail. If you don’t see how that neglect of mental health is relevant to a woman who’s in jail for fucking her adult son,

Based on the comments, it seems I’m in the minority on this, but looking at it from a purely legal standpoint, I don’t think we should criminalize any sexual behavior as long as it involves consenting adults. And since the man is 19, he is a consenting adult. I really thought we had thrown out these kinds of laws with

There are 6 billion people on the planet. Fuck someone else.

Because there are people deeply offended by a person wearing a piece of religious clothing while competing, thus making it a big deal unfortunately.

If the kid in question is of legal age, it’s not legally abusive.

“At least I tried to avoid it.”

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

C’mon, don’t you remember the parable of the Bad Samaritan??

Jesus, a socialist Jew, told me to treat that socialist Jew supporting person like shit. What was I to do?

Rinse Pubis better buy stock in Bailey’s, I have a feeling he’s getting shots of it sent to the table everywhere he goes in D.C. If he plays his cards right he can become Bailey’s spokesperson if they decide to do a “World’s Most Desperate Man” campaign, after he loses his job on November 9th.

“You’re not even taking into account that he didn’t set fire to the cafeteria yesterday. That should count, right? I mean, it does look bad if you look at all the times he does set it on fire, but what about the other 60% of the time he doesn’t? I bet you didn’t even think about that.”

It’s overused but necessary.

I don’t like Woody Allen films (or really, movies in general) so I like to pretend that I’m on some high moral platform and say “Oh i don’t watch his movies due to the fact that he’s repulsive.”

The ways he’s looking at her, though.

I don't think exploring feminism within the framework of pop-culture is worthless or anything. All of us, to an extent, have to negotiate trying to be successful in this world while also attempting to dismantle oppressive structures. Much like our "feminist" pop culture icons.

It's just pretty clear to me that bell

Hooks is about radical feminist action that dismantles a white supremacist patriarchal capitalist structure.

Beyonce is successful because she has manuevers in and upholds a white supremacist patriarchal capitalist structure.

There's no math here.

Hooks has no time for pop-culture feminism. No time for games. She is