I’ll do you one better. If you’re bitten by someone’s dog, DEMAND their contact information, or contact the police. If they book it, get a photo on your phone and then ask around the neighborhood.

Yeah, I think that pit bulls are unfairly maligned in the sense that we shouldn’t blame the dogs themselves (anymore than we should, say, blame a bulldog or pug for their breathing difficulties). However, I will note that pit bulls seem to attract, let’s say, a certain kind of unsavory dog owner. I’ve known good,…

My father had to do that on more than one occasion while I was growing up in east bumblefuck.

Get out my Glock. If someone’s dog attacks my child, I’m putting it down, on the spot.