He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

I’ll never judge blacking out and cursing at cops, but if you know that’s a possibility, leave the damn weed at home

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

“And Maradona”

The real question: is Pulisic’s dad as smooth a tax accountant as Messi’s dad

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

“I wish I had this feature for subtlety substituting my wife”

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Don’t sell it short, it’s a chocolate flavored bacteria fountain

His mother is a whore to be fair

THIS. In&out is overrated as fuckkkkk. Gotta be Whataburger

I bet Eric and his wife share a plate at Golden Corral. (It’s a buffet for all of you who have never had the pleasure.)

Is that Ice-T?!?

Splice

Chili doesn’t have beans.

+1 dresser

“If somebody put they balls on your head, what are you supposed to do?”

Woah.

I mean, he said basically the same thing as the jury. Zimmerman was a dangerous retard, but there is no proof he was not acting in self defense when he fired the shot.