Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

"There's nobody there for Alabama" - Every MENSA Meeting

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Quite the travel by Wade after catching the airball

How was that not traveling on Dwayne Wade. The NBA is stupid, but lets go Bucks keep that losing streak going, lottery here we come.

Zolak: That'd be more like a transporter, like...

You're seriously going to blame Scott Foster on this loss, rather than come to grips with the fact that the Knicks are a perennial, untenable shitshow, who only experienced any modicum of success last season because 3 of their Eastern Conference rivals were all missing their star players for large chunks of time?

562. Catcher vs. Pitcher

Matt Schaub almost put a video of himself masturbating on Instagram, but HIS girlfriend intercepted it before it got posted.

"Come and get 'em, son."

The 2004 Red Sox team, however, received no such statements during their visit to see the Pats.

Not if you've actually had expertly prepare brisket in Texas. Bruschetta or whatever his name is has not.

Technically it's "w-i-n-n-i-n-g".

Now they've learned how to program computer systems...

She had the whitest teeth Dr. J had ever come across.

Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

"I didn't know nothin' about no snow."

This analysis is great, but it overlooks one of the lesser-known gimmicks of Grinnell Basketball. After a winning game, the team makes a human pyramid, and the leading scorer gets to be on the top, and pose with a parent for a special picture. What no one is talking about is that Taylor hurt his back late in the…