Not saying Lufkin is a great party town, but I’ve lived here all my life and have never had trouble getting drunk when I wanted to. You just have to know where to go.

I hate it when people call water heaters “hot water heaters”. But Jaws does suck, so it’s fine.

Yeah, dinosaurs = birds and not reptiles was almost as big of a shock to me as Pluto no longer being a planet. Probably bigger since Pluto is still there. It’s tough to learn things aren’t true when you learn them as a child.

I’m good with this as long as he doesn’t smoke any weed.

Regular gold bears soaked in vodka should be #1

Yeah, how does one not get the Memory Maker package? It’s one of the best deals they have. I just hate that my wife thinks we need a picture at every spot since they’re “free”.

Flat chested women

I’m wearing that right now, but in my defense, it was originally a blue collar and cuffs. I changed to contrast collar and cuffs when I wore the original collar out and didn’t want to buy a new shirt.

So glad my little town of Lufkin got mentioned on Deadspin. I’m pretty sure I know the lady selling the shirts.

Thanks for writing this. I only have one suggestion - if you're in a rural area like I live in, they've shut down a lot of the donation places due to costs and it makes it more inconvenient to give. When you do get time or schedule a drive (try and do this through work, church, or civic group) see if you're eligible…

Any list that doesn't include lovebugs towards the bottom is incomplete. Fuck those things.

I like the article, but it needs way more cuss words to be worthy of an Adequate Man recipe/food instruction.

I dunno about the San Antonio ranking. I used to have a helluva lot of fun visiting San Antonio until I married a girl from there and now associate it with my in-laws. It really is a great city, though.

“even though evangelism is one of the few most destructive and horrible things in the history of the species”

Do people hate IV? It and VI are my favorite. Of course, I’m nostalgic for the SNES days. Never played VIII.

Wow, NFC coming down to Panthers against Cardinals. The Tecmo Bowl playing me still can't say that without laughing.

“Justice my ass” - people who started Matt Ryan

I’m just pissed kinja ate my original reply

But not necessarily beneficial to the people that fund the public sector and need its services. Scott Walker owed a greater duty to the citizens of Wisconsin and not its employees.