Something like that. If it's a movie that my kids don't watch, then sure as hell I don't have the time to watch it if it's not on Instant Queue.

OK, I guess I'm old at 34. Who the fuck is Chris Pratt?

Shoot. I'd also like to point that Hakeem "didn't change the game" because no one can move like him at his size - before or after. It's a lot easier to be 7' and learn to shoot threes (and Dirk does more than that, but stretching the floor is his how he "changed how the game is played").

Oh no you didn't. Let me know when Dirk becomes a two way player. Olajuwon is #1 in blocks (yes I know they didn't keep stats on those until 1973) and #8 in steals. He's now #10 in points and #13 in boards. Dirk was on the bench during critical defensive situations in his Finals win.

Whippings don't leave marks when you're receiving them. Don't ask me how I know.

They made a worse version. It's my wife's uncle's ring tone (he makes Chick O Stick's).

1) I think they're including corn syrup in there as "pure sugar". My family makes candy so I find that kind of disingenuous. Sweetener would be a better term.

I know it didn't make difference; it's just more proof of the incompetence of the refs in the closing moments.

watch the game clock

I agree. The Star Tribune article was a big ol turd compared to the OTL article and Deadspin has the gall to reference it is a comprehensive. It makes a big deal about clerical errors that AP worked on fixing back in 2012 and gets a lot of stuff wrong. AP response was inartful, but it comprehensively refutes all the…

I've got Josh Gordon holding a spot on the bench. He's really getting screwed.

I really don't see how the Tribune article proved the Foundation was a sham. Most of the filing related discrepancies have been explained above and could be easily deduced from the original OTL article and steps were taken in 2012 to correct them.

Jesus man. With just a smidgeon of research you could find the story on OTL outlining the discrepancies and the fact that he moved his foundation to different management after the discrepancies were discovered.

We has an established clerical error on the part of the naming of a Food Bank back in 2009. A boy growing up in Palestine would probably want to give back to East Texas and not Dallas. The money was most likely put to good use in East Texas. Whoop tee freaking doo.

As an insurance agent, I hear a lot of people tell me about deer that run on to the road after 12. Or dogs.

I think this is counting all the Walmart UT fans - the ones who cheer for UT because they like the shirt even though they didn't go there. I'm very surprised my county looks orange because the Aggies always outraised Texas Exes in fundraising. I figured Harris County would be closer, but I guess they have a lot of…

I'm not saying it's not skunked, but Bud Light uses Born On dates, not expiration dates. It's a June brewing or shipping date, not a June expiration date.

Jaja, except not every study agrees with you assertions, genius. Just the ones you read. It is tough to read things that doesn't fit your view. Read some Baumrind. But thanks for the opinion.

Spanking is the best way to get short term results. Your kid walks off in the airport or grocery store or keeps getting near snaky areas. Didn't say lack of patience. Said needed to get their attention quickly.