Holy crap! Who would’ve known that under that awkward dad image, the man who dressed like shit and embarrassed Kris for being a slob, there was this sophisticated, classy woman just begging to come out.

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

Holy.

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

oh my god, that didn’t occur to me but i bet he was still trying while she was undergoing treatment.

Once upon a time, I worked in a 3-story riverfront restaurant. The lounge/one of the dining rooms was at the bottom. The line and the service bar were on the middle floor and the private dining room was on the floor above that. It was a bitch to work there, to say the least.

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!

This is all true except she’s said that, before North, she was told that she would have a hard time getting pregnant. I’m sure they (her and Kanye) thought it’d take a lot more when they found out about the first pregnancy. The fact that she is having another one so soon might mean that she actively went through the…

I know it’s popular to hate on them, but I’m happy for them. They seem like they really love their daughter and they do a lot of the dirty stuff themselves that they could have handed off to a nanny. They’ve publicly said how they want more kids, so good for them.

I agree, I’ve never actually watched any Kardashian show (although I feel I still know WAY to much about them) but I always appreciate when infertility and miscarriage are talked about openly. I was fucking shocked when I started to try for a baby at 30 and faced 3 years of infertility followed by a miscarriage. When…

Because XKCD has every topic covered.

I was absolutely doing this arm gesture for almost every picture of me EVER from the age of like 4-7. I just thought it was a “glamorous” pose.

I’m at Lake Tahoe at a resort. Ideal.

has anyone watched Better off Ted? It’s hilarious. I’m sad there are only two season. really snarky.

on yik yak there was a huge debate about the word “feminist.” guys and girls wanted a new word for it even those who claimed they were feminists. because the word has “fem” in it, they feel it’s one-sided. there was someone who said they were a girl and just shit all over feminists. “she” got so many upvotes. i hate…

I read this article about a half an hour ago. Just now, my daughter just pranced by and shook her heinie. Then she pulled her undies down to show her crack. I asked why she was sticking it out and she told me that was the style. So, according to the Simpson sexualizing peeps, I guess I've taught my daughter how to…

I own a business - and maybe I’m just being a little cranky because things are slow right now - but I’m more concerned about them giving away the food for free.

I saw pics of one of my older cousins posing like this when she was a toddler/child in the late 60s/ early 70s. There was nothing sexual about it then and there’s nothing sexual about it now. Considering the fact that my cousin’s mom was a religious woman from Mississippi, I doubt my aunt taught her to pose that way.

I let my 19 month old run around in just in swim bottoms because 1) she’s 19 months old, there is nothing remotely sexual about her pre-pre-pre-pubescent body 2) I ain’t got time to try an wrestle a wrigling toddler out of a wet lycra top or, god forbid a 1-piece swimsuit. Last year, I got some side-eye for this (yes,…