Well, seeing as I might have been (can't confirm but I vaguely remember and it's a running theory for some of my issues) molested by my second cousin while playing doctor, I wouldn’t call it that harmless.

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault…

Violence is seldom the answer.

And we’re positive that’s not Steven Tyler?

Also possible that they were testing for other things, and that is just something that was learned along the way. Doesn’t necessarily mean they discarded any male embryos - they had done a previous cycle of IVF with a surrogate, who either didn’t get pregnant or had a miscarriage. These were the only two that were…

This is exactly what the problem is with situations like this, kind of like when you start acting like the father of a fetus has to sign off on abortion. Men have been using existing, outside-the-womb kids to get back at their wives/girlfriends since time immemorial, and now we’re getting to a point where technology…

The idea of some manipulative scumbucket using a woman’s embryos against her will is terrifying.

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

How about these pictures of biracial twins? Do they cut it?

Damn hyu all, ah thinks I jest blew out a hammeroid from laghin’ so hard.

These guys seriously know what they’re doing...This was brilliant. One of my all time favorites though is NFL “...You use froggy voice when you eat old fruit salad...mmmmmmeeeeeeehhhhh..”

The funny thing about “Hot Sexy Jesus” is that whenever someone goes for historical accuracy, they never give a historical accurate “Hot Sexy Jesus.” They instead give us some schlub that looks like he should be selling dirty water hot dogs on some street corner in Queens. This guy;

Here’s a picture of a mom and her kids. What color is the sister of those black (biracial) kids?

“This happened when they were making The Hobbit. They needed to cast background actors, specifically background hobbits.

Yeah, you have a juvenile justice system, that in this case was circumvented by “Daddeh” making the boy apologize, then sending him off to build a house or some shit like that, then putting him in a room with his buddy, the child porn loving state trooper, and then refusing to present his son for an interview when the…

Thank you. Whenever I meet someone who votes republican because they agree with them fiscally, I just cannot handle myself. That just says to me that you think your money is more important the the fact that a great many of these Republican candidates are attempting (and succeeding in some cases) to wear down the…

Let’s just state the obvious here - if it were any other teenager (with a few exceptions for celebrity kids), he would have been charged as an adult and spent a very long time in prison (which is the acceptable punishment here).

Me: “Yes, as I said. They’re like thick dotted lines, four of them at the bottom”

Quick. Give me his number. I can work with that.